Anonymous: fuck me please holy shit you're perfect

Is that so? Thank you


Anonymous: your eyes... damn..

A true vikings eyes


Anon, you wanted my face in color. 
 I look like a lizard
Beertime

My mom is so drunk she fell in the barthroom and hit her head. I love waking up to this.

Babe

You’re all welcome to my place. Ill be watching Tales from the crypt all night. Make me food. I’m broke.

Sick

I sometimes wonder if it’s good how much movies effects me

This movie. I love it.